Merkur XR4Ti

Agree, 100%, I own a 95 miata and I would feel like a schmuck showing up at a Radwood event in it.

“I broke down on lap 1 but it's okay because I was driving a Jaaaaaaaaag..."

MR2

As long as you don’t plan on actually winning any of those autocrosses:

Do superchargers spin the opposite direction in Australia?

Must’ve been a pretty big track you tested it on, considering the size these things are compared to normal cars.

So you’re saying he’s got horses in the back? 

The guy’s been building winning race cars for decades, but I’m sure you’re right to assume he’s a chump.

Bernie doesn’t run the show anymore....

“I’ll be royally crewed”

It’s called the Chappaquiddick maneuver. 

It could do with a swirly red stripe!

I would guess half the elonites on the forums don’t actually own a tesla.

rising taxes? not really factual.. but everything else you said is correct.  even used vehicle prices are stupid high. 

I’ll piggyback on this by saying: Don’t get sick and you won’t have to be not healthy

Step 1: Lift Model 3 by one inch

Neutral: license the battery pack and platform to other manufacturers to use as a base for their electric vehicles. 

I routinely say the “greatest generation” (my grandparents) produced the “worst generation” the (boomers/my parents).

Park to Ride. You stop at the end of a public transit line, park there, and take transit into the city proper. If you’re starting in the city and want to go out of it, Zipcar or such will do it for you.