The guy’s been building winning race cars for decades, but I’m sure you’re right to assume he’s a chump.

Bernie doesn’t run the show anymore....

“I’ll be royally crewed”

It’s called the Chappaquiddick maneuver. 

It could do with a swirly red stripe!

I would guess half the elonites on the forums don’t actually own a tesla.

rising taxes? not really factual.. but everything else you said is correct.  even used vehicle prices are stupid high. 

I’ll piggyback on this by saying: Don’t get sick and you won’t have to be not healthy

Step 1: Lift Model 3 by one inch

Neutral: license the battery pack and platform to other manufacturers to use as a base for their electric vehicles. 

I routinely say the “greatest generation” (my grandparents) produced the “worst generation” the (boomers/my parents).

Park to Ride. You stop at the end of a public transit line, park there, and take transit into the city proper. If you’re starting in the city and want to go out of it, Zipcar or such will do it for you.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

We should be sending our boys up there with Flex Seal!

You are all wrong, it literally has legend in its name

“Dynamic” means a new paradigm shift signifying a synergistic confluence of form and function, that, through superlative engineering excellence, emotionally engages, entices and excites the enthusiast driver in all aspects of...driving.

Don’t begrudge others their benefits. Instead, ask where yours are. If you’re like most people, you’ll find them located in a rounding error at the bottom of an executive’s pocket lint.

“Johannes, let us both Rumspringa out of here, it’s the constabulary!”

That’s now “not that much” compared to Mercedes’ 45 AMG 2.0T with 30 psi boost.

“Somebody will eventually fill that demand with a sustainable business model.”