Tots and pears in this difficult time, my friend.

Neutral: I got an offer for a new job last week, so things are looking up. Waiting for my current boss’s last ditch effort to get me to stay at the job I hate has been oddly calming. Working at a dealership has been an experience, but even the perk of being able to play with shiny new cars for free couldn’t keep me…

I almost bought one of these as my first car back in 2007. I’m really glad I picked a similarly old BMW instead, but man I’d have had some stories for sure.

Did, did they weld a fucking SPACER into the roll bar!? why is there booger weld all over it above the x-braced section?

Who knew the country that gave us ALDI would car about workers’ rights so much?

They’ll either play the game and bitch the whole time, or they’ll get run out of town on a rail like Walmart did back in the day.

I’ve bought running driving cars with clear titles for substantially less than this. Fully CP.

The Vibe had no history/heritage to bastardized. This would be more of a Chevy Nova situation.

I can think of few things that would have red blooded Americans frothing with rage more than a daggum furrin made El Camino. (I know it’s built in Alabama, and the G8-based one they teased was a Holden)

That’s a Dundreary Landstalker XL. You can’t fool me. FCA Stellaris Mylanta.

Don’t blame the rest of us. This is 100% New Hampshire’s fault.

Getting major LARC-LX vibes from this monstrosity.

I’m making fun of you for the litany of grammatical errors in a post calling someone stupid, chief.

Pot, meet you’re kettle.

I checked my calendar and today is March 126th.

I can’t believe I glossed over the hookers & blow angle of this equation.

They probably had legislators on their side tack on enough nonsense amendments and extra spending proposals that it ended up totally gutted and useless. That’s usually how “good” bills with strong support die.

I’m honestly surprised we haven’t seen that happen yet, with all the crazy civil forfeiture laws out there.

Uh... Lobbying, idle threats, campaign contributions, etc.

If my old BMW wagon could have a good functional sunroof for the 2nd row, I think Rolls Royce can figure it out for something that retails for 6x as much.