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Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Baby Halloween costume thread! Here's my Mini-Pie as Boo:

I was going to make this joke but then realized I fell into the category. v.v

So this really surreal story comes from a combination of having a great memory and a lot of lucid dreams. Several years ago, I had a dream where I was walking down a generic town block and I got this crazy sense of deja vu. I realize that I've seen this block before, in a dream I had when I was 12. I look to my

I'm just goingto leave this here lol

A friend of mine was going through a rough patch, and had become something of a nihilistic alcoholic. He had a late 80s Dodge Ram conversion van, and would come over after a night of drinking, park in my yard, and proceed to go all Dr. Gonzo on a fifth of rum. This happened several times a week.

I used to work for the son of the guy who built steam catapult launchers for aircraft carriers. To say he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth was an understatement. Inherited around $80M.

Spacey Core

Because someone had to.

This just in on Jalopnik. Audi lied, RS 7 not self-driving. Actual driver was KEVIN SPACEY:

I knew this guy in high school who sounds very much like the first guy but with a major difference so I'll just report my findings.

My last boyfriend and I dated unofficially for a year then officially for a year. He dumped me in a text while I was on the Megabus to NYC for a week of job interviews. I had just seen him two days before so this seemed a little fucked up/inappropriate. I cried in Pret A Manger for a couple hours then tried to pull it