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Master Chiefzilla Comes With Built-In Spartan Laser
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Rockin n Rollin n Whatnot...

Just because...

We're going on ahead first!

The start of the downward spiral that is the Final Fantasy franchise?

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Final Fantasy doesn't want to be fed! He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 27 years of gut instinct!

Welcome to Kotaku, where the images are made up and the winners don't matter!

This doesn't really count because it's a solo lay, but I still kind of can't believe I did it.

I was on a work trip and had to share a room with my (same sex as me) boss. We were friends, she was cool, it was totally fine. I worked for a non-profit so we had no money to spare.

After chatting and lights out, I was

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend

Work retail to afford gas to drive to dates.

Datu-san.