That comment just proved his point, idiot.

No one's slick as Gaston

During grad school I worked in a parking booth at the university hospital. It was usually a great job, I always took night shifts so that I was basically being paid to study. Nothing ever happened, really.

Arghhhh I missed last week and I have THE BEST animal story, I'm going to post it because I'm gray now anyway!

I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.

I used to be a cocktail server at a couple of comedy clubs in town. I had this job while I was a full time student and it was absolutely the perfect way to spend my free hours: getting a leetle (lot) drunk while making wads of cash, working with AMAZING servers and bar staff and TERRIBLE everyotherstaffposition. …

I'm a supervisor at a warehouse here in Texas. I'm the one that closes up in the evenings. This was a Friday night and my wife and I had plans. I knew it was going to be a long day so I brought a change of clothes and my PH bag to work with me. Also know that I had just bought a bar and new Mustang GT. This is…

*cracks knuckles* I have a few.

My first job was at a daycare. I spent a year in the baby room, a summer floating between all age groups, and then got promoted my senior year of high school to running the after-school program. It was a dream. Arts and crafts, movies all day, snacks on snacks, field trips, and only three hours a day. Plus, I really…

I used to work at a small town newspaper and it was a great place for people who like crazy shit. Like, everyone always used to feel it necessary to call any time they grew what they felt was a abnormally large vegetable or found a weird looking animal in their yard. Sometimes they would bring it to the office…

My first job was at a small, family-run children's amusement park – antique carousel, mini-train, bumper boats, that sort of thing, mostly for little kids under the age of 10. Sweet and wholesome on the surface, roiling with filth underneath. We had to chase masturbating voyeurs off a nearby golf course, patrol the…

I work with kids, so I have lots of crazy stories, but there are a few recent things that really make me question what I'm doing with my life: I'm assisting a day camp, and one of the kids is a psychopath. He's very into science, though, so he mostly just blurts out all of the answers and walks up to us to talk in the…

I work with teenagers. These are actual things that I have had to say in the last 7 weeks:

I shall now tell the story of the Penny Killer.

This was at an internship I had in college.

Right after college I worked at a company that did, among other things, drug testing. The owner was retired DEA. A lot of my friends worked locally and at lunch we all congregated at our friend's work (which was just a single office inside an industrial warehouse space) and got high. One afternoon I got back to work…

Right after graduating high school I had a job working as an overnight security guard before I left for my mormon mission (i used to be mormon, this is only important to mention to underscore my innocent nature at the time).

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.

I'm by no means a tech guru, but the PS3's cell architecture is quite a bit different from the 360, which is pretty much just a standard PC. Sony went a more conventional route with the PS4 in an effort to make things easier for developers and hopefully get more games.