... I just had an involuntary orgasm.

I have several, but let's start with the happy one.

My housemates have a couple of cats. They're indoor outdoor cats but they're nice enough cats. One night, I was working my way through a bottle of white wine, a joint, and a box of twinkies. (I was coming off a nasty break up, ok? Don't judge me.) I was, in a rare…

Oh, I am so very many...

I have been known to cap off the odd evening out with an absurdly long walk home, if conditions permit. Returning on one occasion from some ludicrous social assignation or other, I was walking across London in the dead of night and was joined by a fox, which fell in beside me as if I were walking it (or as if we were…

I don't have a screen door on my second floor balcony and my cat likes to sit up there and take in the night air. One night at 3am I woke up to the familiar howl of a cat with a trophy. Generally these are mice that my cat has caught so she either eats them or I take them by the tail and throw them off the balcony for…

This didn't happen to me, so call it apocryphal if you must, but it's still a great story I heard from a friend.

A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…

So two years ago I was locked in an epic struggle with a chipmunk who made his home in my front flowerbed (I use that term loosely as my tiny tiny townhouse supports an even tinier yard). His second favorite thing to do was dig tunnels throughout the flowerbed and rip shit up. His favorite thing to do was fuck with…

I was chilling on this little beach in Thailand for a few weeks. There was one path from the beach that took you through the food shacks up to the huts all the rock climber/tourists lived in. I was coming back from breakfast with my two friends. We were carrying bananas in our hands for a snack later. Out of nowhere a…

It is good that you feel this comfortable being so wrong in public.

The only things that have ever really disturbed me in a game were the Game Over scenes in Metroid Prime and especially Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (due to the heartbeat sounds), but that isn't what I'd call morally objectionable.

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