They should have called it the RäkYü

He sounds like my Boomer Dad...”If I’m going to get in an accident I would rather be killed, plus I know everything and never get into accidents...because I’m a Boomer!”

...and bike and walking paths for God sake!

I call him bacon.

Think of all that delicious neck meat...it’s like a chicken fucked a giraffe.

It’s almost as if I was at Sports Clips. “Do you like sports, I like sports, what kind of sports do you like?”

PBMB&J Peanutbutter Mayo Banana and Jelly

You have tainted the Cremaster Cycle for me.

The Beyond Meat Burger is the best.

Should have painted it pink and called it Shrimp Scamp E.

Is this why Splinter went under...they tried to purchase a fleet of these bad boys and ended up blowing the budget on tweezers.

Not only does he sicken me he sickens himself.

Secretarigut

Holly Crape!

I also like your variable speed vibration function.

Fun fact...anyone who does either is a piece of shit.

They better get insurance or their new wheels will be covered in ro-dents.

Who cut his hair...Chef Boyardee!?!