That guy in the left corner feels it and so does the army dude.

Irony is hard...these are the jokes people

You just know it was fucking obese slob, with too many chins to turn his head that wrote that to her. I bet he can’t reach his dick over his giant pannus to piss let alone tie his shoes.

If you can’t understand how a chart works, just let me know and I will explain it to you.

Why does anyone support the republican party, turns out they are all crooks!

I like this a lot...I’ve noticed the less opinions I get, the better something turns out. There is a difference between critical observation from someone that knows what they are doing and some joker that just wants to see a crap ton of revisions because they can’t see it in their head.

The twist at the end...Kanye was Jesus the whole time! Double twist, it was all in Kanye’s brain while he was locked up in a mental institution!

As a Kansas City resident, this saddens me to no end. No one should endure these kinds of abuse and pain. People are people, and if you hurt or try to hurt another person you are a monster.

Better yet, only drink your own piss. The body is it’s own natural filter.

Oh shit, you have masturbation in your tap water?!?! You are going to need a 5-micron filter for that contaminate.

This looks like WWE BBC edition.

This is how trump would run this country if he could.

Who is Suol Dummyl?

It’s called trumpizum, similar to gonorrhea but much more painful to the people around you and ample discharge from the mouth. 

”I think I can-I think I can-I think I can-I think I can-” Up, up, up. Faster and faster and faster and faster the little police officer climbed, until at last he reached the incapacitated motorist.

I’m just going to say it Beyoncé sucks. All her songs are mind numbingly similar and every song has the same lyric over and over and over. I can’t handle it. At lest Elton will be on my side.

The trick is in the naming of the animal...if you name the pig Breakfast and the lamb Dinner you are going to have a hard time not thinking of them when you eat them...but if you name the pig Becky and the lamb Carole you will have no problem butchering and eating them because those bitches deserved it.

But how are his dick drawings?

I knew that guy holding up his bread and waving it around in the air was trying to get a reception and not just crazy!

The bet was for a 12 pack of Natty Light