curveball, impossible french fries. made entirely of meat but taste exactly like potatoes.

I’ll believe it when I see it. As of now, Fisker has no established supply chain, no manufacturing facility, and no dealer network. Just more vaporware from the KING of vaporware. It’s alot harder to build an automotive startup then just renting office space in a WeWork

Seldom has a trailer more obviously called out for a January release date.

I am delighted that not only was he heckled, he was heckled by conservatives. It’s harder to spin that one.

Fair enough.

Cream cheese is the usual topping but it is quite good with salty butter.

Better yet, make your own canned bread. I made this just last Saturday to go with some Irish cabbage soup. The lighting in my kitchen is terrible.

Yup, we age our dough where I work two days after making. 

Diatribe complete. Now shut the fuck up, Aaron.

I’m just going to leave this here but:

For a while there, I had a HUGE problem when making homemade pizza. I’m slowly but surely getting better at it, however!

chiles rellenos. i’d never experienced them properly having grown up on the east coast, but once i moved to the southwest, i found them in every other restaurant and they’re pretty tasty. they’re my partner’s favorite food as well, and i just can. not. ever. get it RIGHT. okay i lie, the *very* first time i made them…

Seems like you need more training. Have you tried the Mayo Clinic?

Mayonnaise. The first time it worked perfectly. Every time since it just never emulsified and I get a bowl of oily, eggy, gloop. I’ve tried the blender, food processor, hand whisking, hand mixer, stand mixer, and stick blender with both the regular blade and the whisk. I’ve tried lemon juice and vinegar. Different…

If you feel like waiting in line for good food in Kansas City again AND waiting in line for good ice cream, then I highly recommend Betty Rae’s. Original’s on Wornall, and they just opened up a second in the River Market area.  All house made with a rotating menu, and they’ll dip into a few dairy free options that…

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

I had a Cremaster Cycle, but I pulled my cremaster muscle on it, so I traded it in for one of those Tony Little Gazelles.

Wouldn’t the cheaper way be to buy 1-2 years old and keep it the same length of time? Depreciation is a bear those first few years but most people don’t even use up 20% of the reliable life.

I̿ͩ̾́̾ͬ̅ͤ̃ͬ̈́̒̚҉̶̨̩̻͇͕͓̘͇̦̥̻̗̟̱ͅͅṫ̙͍͙͎͔̦̠̱̳͕̲͉ͣ̈̈́̀͌̄̑̄ͥͤͤ̚̚͟͠’̛͈̤̘̪̞̭͚͈̟̒͐̓͛ͣ͆͂ͪͩ̃ͮ̔̀̕sͩ͒̿͐̽̀͐̆ͥ̅̽͒ͩ҉̴̴̝̗̥͎͙̜͍̟͚͚̝̠͔̫͍͟ ͗̈́̃ͤ̆͌ͫ̅̔͒̐̓ͥͦͭ̚͠͡҉͕̦̹͈̜̩̰͍͕͡Z̸͍̩̖̥̙̱͇̔̐̀ͤ͑ͫ̉͌̐ͤ͋ͬͥͧͨ̽͐ͪ̕͢ͅͅA̘͔͚͔ͦ͆̾ͪͫ̿̋̆̔ͧ̈̕͝Ļ̫̣̗̝̮͓̲͉̦͈͖̘̃̊ͥͤͮ̊̃̅ͧ̄͌͐͝Ģ̴̶̛̦͇͉̩̝̳͔͖̤̬̤̙̫ͭ̑̒͂ͦͭ́O̵̙̤̩͍̣͔̪̦̅̔͂̑ͤ̀̒̊̊ͤ̀̓̕͝ͅͅ!̢̢̣͎̝̲͇̫̣̠͉͚̥̖̜̮̭̙ͩͦ̂̈́̾ͮͅͅͅ

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS