It’s like the Twilight Zone but with sunshine and lolly pops and happiness and half of the us’s population has disappeared.

No shit.

Massachewshits?

However they have a fuck ton of money so he will have to explain to them each personally that he is just throwing them under the bus so he can get their votes to make them richer.

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It’s Mother you should be afraid of...that’s where all his order come from.

Ok, question: So how do you deal with a fucking psycho...We have had problems with our daughters school coach. Verbally abusing the students who are not equipped to resolve the situation. I would consider saying physically abusing them by making then run until they cry and then saying they have to run more because…

Yeah but how much more cheese does a Wisconsiner drink compared to a Russianer?  

What would i give for this to happen and he immediately has a raging heart attack during his rant about Bernie’s heart episode.

I was thinking the opposite...he has been unraveling for over 2 god damn years and still isn’t done yet. Someone put him out of our misery.

Who does she think she is, a white man?

I know he is that stupid, in fact I guarantee he has said stupider and more horrid things that haven’t got out yet.

At least he didn’t get his dick stuck in the Swiss...again.

awww haahahahhahaha they went ahead and completed this gem with a working website...

In real time...except for slowmo.

If they fired him would he have a First Degree Burn modifier?

EMT meats CTE.

Pizza Party at your house, I will bring my mouth...I hope you have more wine than that!

We trust people to make our food for us, if I see the person not sneeze on their food...shit, why not. And even if they do sneeze it’s not like you can't take the top off of whatever it is.

Butter technology has really taken off!