I thought he broke his back racing or something like that.

You get what you put in...I was D1 and they forced us to go to study hall...no one studied at all. I didn’t study because I would get my shit done before practice and my grades finally convinced them I didn’t need it but if you are in a sport in college you have to want to not learn. There is more help and programs…

Attempt to Ford the river.

The meme’s expiration date is infinite and will never spoil.

Bong bong.

This is actually a good idea for a comedy show...litery just do and say exactly what he does and says. It writes itself. 

Stubbornness is a hell of a drug.

Free Hotdog Water...get your Free Hotdog Water heeeerrre!

Can’t wait until trump puts out his response video of his driving skills...

It’s alway the Malcolm in the middle.

Everything that comes out of her mouth is just a death rattle.

Their lot in life. White and not rich...the usual.

naaa...their wife will have a headache after being fucked by Mike Scott for 4 hours while they were at the football game.

Go to sunny Cali, play ball, get paid, and get an education...I would take that deal in a heart beat.

I hope the NCAA is shitting their pants right now...for all the crap they have pulled, all the players they don’t give a shit about and all the money they rake in. All they are is a modern day sweat shop.

Juiced players, juiced balls, juiced hotdogs...what isn’t juiced in baseball?

Grreeeeaaat....this will be the only reason they come out with Ocean’s Fourteen. I can’t wait.

...then they would get kick out of the meet for having too little of their camera showing out of their ass. Well played.

Her stupidity would have been just as harmful, she just never got in.

My favorite memory of them is before I knew the name Palin.