How to simultaneously bring shame and honor to one’s family.

Playground politics...”If you don’t carry a gun then you’re gay!!!” No one care NRA, everyone is a little bit gay.

So he doesn’t have to do the inspection.

Just replaced a pair of air shocks in our X5 for less than $100 and about an hour of time...I’m guessing this would have qualified as the dealer telling us the car was totaled resulting in them trying to sell us a new car or trying to charging $17,000.

I don’t know much about the best medicine but I do know about bad medicine...

For some odd reason I read the title as “Wow Barron Got Tail”...and just assumed his daddy bought him a hooker.

Oh shit did I say that out loud?

Only fetish sites wants to hear about the havoc you are about to inflict on your toilet.

I’m not stupid...I know the difference between soup and ratatouille.

Nobody better lay a finger on my butt finger.

You don’t know Jack.

I bet it took awhile to comb through all the evidence.

It’s a good thing I don’t listen to critics or I would never see a good movie or enjoy mediocre movies as well.

Pence better bring a couple extra pair of pants.

This is like saying Pence isn’t racist because he has a servant that is black.

If I had a Chiron it would take me 10 hours to get home...

Haven’t see a room that empty since Melania’s vagina.

The Futura looks blurry.

It’s pornhub...we are all fucked.

So the math term “less than” is a lie? Since numbers can be counted it should be fewer than? I call BS.