No game, he took his ball and is going home.

Those buns though!

chosen one, antichrist...potato, potahto

The piece of tape on your webcam just fell off.

I’m ashamed that this not the first time I have seen a monkey in a palm today?

Is this a masturbating euphemism?

There are many ways around this stuff...

He does not Meats my standard for humanity. Those grade are F-ing atrocious. 

Become your own nation, pay yourself taxes and make your own laws in 2 easy steps. Click to see how.

I need to buy stock in aloe for that burn.

If you don’t send this note to 15 people you will die!

Yeah there has to be a word or phrase for all of this...it’s on the tip of my tongue...oh yeah...Fucking Insane Hypocritical Stupid Ass Racist Mother Fuckers.

Exactly what I say every time I pee...I should probs see a doctor.

It’s not officially dead, Pewdiepie hasn’t got his hands on it yet.

America is a battered wife.

I want them to focus on cooking their god damn burger so no-one get a raw one again...I’m not going back.

There will be an after party in the car.

I miss read this as “cum on my tit steaks.”

Did she also have the pea soup?