The origins of ASMR

You just opened a can of worms.

Usually my meat condenses if it is cold and hangs if it is hot.

If I am locked in a box with a link to the quantum internet am I...

Always time for love, will be the sequel.

I can’t believe it’s not water!

...and would cost her around $1500 to have someone cut it for her..and realize it is a crappy diamond that is worth $500.

What ticks me off it that it doesn’t play well with Siri...all these platforms and trying to combine them are shit. A Yale lock I bought lost connection after replacing the batteries and I ended up deleting the house from the yale app to try and get it to recognize and the entire house, schedules and devices were…

haha I love how the first line is...it’s almost here. I went to the website and it is still 83 days out.

Someone broke into the vault!

The US military is going to set up the concentration camp for minorities huuu?

This is what I say every damn time I get caught with porn playing on my second screen.

Go to Jalopnik and pick out a car. It will sooth your whoas.

He was the drug mule...he would do all the drugs and then they would filter it out of his blood when he got to the states.

“would increase the nation’s oil consumption by 320 billion gallons”

I am saddened to not see how it looks down by the river.

That sign needs some viagra.

Only 6 seats? What the hell is the point of a minivan with 6 seats and no trunk.

What...no PowerPad?

I always wondered when Justin Bieber would get into acting, looks like today is the day.