Those buns though!

chosen one, antichrist...potato, potahto

The piece of tape on your webcam just fell off.

Is this a masturbating euphemism?

There are many ways around this stuff...

He does not Meats my standard for humanity. Those grade are F-ing atrocious. 

Become your own nation, pay yourself taxes and make your own laws in 2 easy steps. Click to see how.

I need to buy stock in aloe for that burn.

If you don’t send this note to 15 people you will die!

Yeah there has to be a word or phrase for all of this...it’s on the tip of my tongue...oh yeah...Fucking Insane Hypocritical Stupid Ass Racist Mother Fuckers.

Exactly what I say every time I pee...I should probs see a doctor.

It’s not officially dead, Pewdiepie hasn’t got his hands on it yet.

America is a battered wife.

I want them to focus on cooking their god damn burger so no-one get a raw one again...I’m not going back.

There will be an after party in the car.

I miss read this as “cum on my tit steaks.”

Did she also have the pea soup?

The origins of ASMR

You just opened a can of worms.