Usually my meat condenses if it is cold and hangs if it is hot.

What ticks me off it that it doesn’t play well with Siri...all these platforms and trying to combine them are shit. A Yale lock I bought lost connection after replacing the batteries and I ended up deleting the house from the yale app to try and get it to recognize and the entire house, schedules and devices were…

haha I love how the first line is...it’s almost here. I went to the website and it is still 83 days out.

Someone broke into the vault!

The US military is going to set up the concentration camp for minorities huuu?

This is what I say every damn time I get caught with porn playing on my second screen.

Go to Jalopnik and pick out a car. It will sooth your whoas.

He was the drug mule...he would do all the drugs and then they would filter it out of his blood when he got to the states.

“would increase the nation’s oil consumption by 320 billion gallons”

That sign needs some viagra.

Only 6 seats? What the hell is the point of a minivan with 6 seats and no trunk.

What...no PowerPad?

Good people on both sides.

That’s the point.

haha, I do this too...sometime I am feeling spicy and say “where is my nut sack!”

New Requirements for the President of the USA

This is a bad move, 99% of his base is all about the base.

You can get a nut bag if you have a blender already. Cheap easy to store and works for all kinds of stuff...nut milk, cold brew, squeezing the shit out of stuff etc.

Like video games.

The Olympics should be held in one place every 4 years and funds should be moved to athletes to help their training, competition costs and living expenses equally around the world, all while capping Olympic organizers and IOC profits.