NCAA is the Devil.

I hope they wiped it’s tailpipe after they were done.

If AOC meet them face to face and asked if they wanted to go on a date, she would walk away laugh as they jizzed in their pants.

Birth control?

Please tell me that is that underwear with shit stains on it.

That hair is off the charts.

Jokes on him...we are all in his mom’s basement.

Hear me out...the best non-chocolate candy is...Chocolate.

What do you expect when you have played a big purple veiny dinosaur for that long?

If I ever make a porn located in an airport I’m going to call it “50 Deep.”

Do you know who my father is? Do you?

You’re just splitting hairs.

How do you get the gas cap off?

Wait until you see the elevator...

What happens when everyone on the damn flight has bought the damn upgrade?

The bar preparing for Nick’s next arrival...

This is good, and trump didn’t pull the trigger but he is a prosaic public reflection of the catalyst that divides us. The irony being the division that he wants is what we need to overcome. How do you do this when he is so God Damn hate-able. It must be okay to hate hate enough not to ignore it.

Why not just bring back the bread the way it used to be. V cut and all.