Wow! Even disable people can be racist...the more you know...Rainbow>>>

It’s kinda true...the right time started 3 years ago...but not really because it somehow is still the right time.

That “Rocket Pop” should be a Bomb Pop and will not be used for what you think it will be used for.

It’s pronounced DC Un-It’ed.

Brings a new meaning to McFlurry.

-GOP Playbook Stock Conversation #434 c

We need a Dem comedian to take down trump in the election...get everyone to come together and laugh his ass off the fucking stage until he goes to suck on his dead mom’s tit.

Yeah but he would drop the N word in there as well.

...she give me what I wanna. Ball so hard, need a warm up, I bagged her at the Walmart.

What drives me nuts is...you have a significant part of the population that is saying burn it all and give me money (Republicans)...then you have to beat the obvious idiots before you can even try to get the country back on track...then if you win you have tons of Democrats trying to come up with ideas to help people…

There will be at least one driver that encourages the passengers to have sex in the cars.

His worst nightmare!

After years of getting pissed in...the pool strikes back.

The irony of her knuckle tattoo while taking her mugshot is not lost on me.

Like a reverse Oreo, where the cream is on the outside.

Dong Dong...CSI Chocolate Victims Unit

...Tea-bagging on the other hand.

I get the unsaid rules of the bachelorette and bachelor but when someone has a girlfriend/boyfriend at home I just reflect back on how many girlfriends/boyfriends that contestant has in front of their face...yeah it’s a bit different, he lied-ish but if you like someone and it is working out what the hell is the…

Over paid children.

I could just eat them up...but then I would destroy my bathroom, so I’d better not.