If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I didn’t realize there was a standard in video games...

Well at least they have a dog shit brain to go with their dog shit color blind eyes.

Their plans must have been in the works for years.

So are you from the south or from old money?

But can it do this?

But can it do this?

...and stopped calling their mother, mama.

Usually you only see explosions of this magnitude at Taco Bell.

So if I make a shitty ass decision and then someone talks me out of it do I get $3 billion?

“You want answers? I WANT ANSWERS!”

Ahhhhh...me so horny...ahhh me so horny!

I feel bad for her... A lot of Washingtonians hates that fucker more than anyone.

So you’re saying he kept a pedo file?

..and suckling at his moms teats.

I didn’t realize Chicago had such a large problem with beached whales. Someone call PETA.

WMB

Lost my shit at Tonytony Chopper!

Chocolate Substitute Like Compound Confectionary Coating Reese’s Cup...yummm!

The only wood Melania wants.

Less money to give to the rich dicks that typically take their money...I’m also okay with that.