How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Is the question what do you do next? Because I would shove that rusty furnace up his ass and smack my sister for marrying him.

The sickest joke for any kid in the 90's...

note on #3...everyone playing pickup games stop trying to act like you’re in the world cup. Accept that you suck, stop getting frustrated that you suck, and have fun.

50% in 11 mins is cray.

Teslas have adapters that work on these stations. Technically Teslas have more compatibility then every other EV.

If you have an electric car it becomes habit.

That guy is just in black face to make him feel diverse.

I think the saying goes...“if you keep turning right, sooner or later you’ll find yourself right back where you started with less gas.”

God damn it! I really like Manards. No more taking an hour to send in rebates, waiting 12 months and then spending my $1.23 at Manards any more! Damn it, nobody did it like Manards.

I know people that would put their kids in that car.

Step 1: Cut a hole in that watch!

I long to devour you madly...sounds like Hannibal Lecter’s watch.

Exit strategy...spray paint them all brown set them on small toilets and remarket as the poop emoji controller.

Nobody puts Samus Aran in a space corner!

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

Scoring on a team that slinks back and packs the box can be very difficult no matter how much you out play and out possess them. They can only hope for a tie and is a cowardly way of playing...not a stupid goal.

That explains it!

I never really thought about race as much as need but this is very interesting when directly questioned what you envision in a recipient.

The Jenner/Kardashians are trying to slowly escape and don’t have enough edible parts. We must put a stop to this loop hole!