So you’re ok with me cutting your car’s break lines?

Security Guards: “We are going to have to test every piece of pizza for poison.”

I’m not sure about the restaurants but the customers despise you!!! Though it’s not completely your fault...Everywhere I go now there are people waiting on orders called in to be delivered. I just went to pick up an order last night and there were 3 different delivery people for a restaurant that delivers...I don’t…

Roomba is coming up with a leaning robot as we type.

Men and women that don’t even pretend to move are all assholes...don’t be an asshole.

The Great White Whales are fighting to see who gets to be stuck by Captain Ahab!

This is what needs to happen. Assault is assault. You don’t touch people without their permission.

The Umpire could have helped them out.

I want to see him parallel park that baby!

Ireland should band all trumps after what they have pulled on their people and country. I’m shocked they didn’t get their asses beat to a pulp, what has happened to the fighting Irish? They have turned into limp handshake Irish!

Got it...trump supporters are for infanticide, but against abortion. Got to let them have a fighting chance.

Que bronze statue of Hofeller and Regan holding hands frolicking through daffodils growing through the skulls of the poor.

Argentina gunna share those empanadas?

That looks like a dong to me...A girl dog that got a sex change is the most Democratic thing I’ve ever heard and I will be voting for that dog.

This is a better response than David Martosko gave to his Chris Hansen in his interview.

You are an absolute moron and so is he...

This is a Frontline investigation time line...They deliver the info as soon as they can get all the info.

I’m going to give you a bit of free advise...not all physicians are smart . A guy that could be making 600k or more that turned into a politician is also not smart, he is just a shitty doctor.

Might as well call then the Scientology Party. Shit that is scary.