It was trump naked wasn’t it?

Seriously?!?! I hope you are safe and never see him again! You deserve better.

But has she ever taken her dress off super slow just to spite you?

Oh my god, I do this too!!! I love drunk past self for taking care of future sober self, he is such a nice guy. I wish I could hangout with him.

His mom should have aborted him.

If this were a movie I would have figured out what the hell was going to happen in the first 30 seconds and turn the tv off and gone outside to play.

Isn’t this like taking pictures with your baby’s colon? The only thing that is super charged in a baby.

“most Alabamians think there are 52 states”... and can only name 3.

Bravo

Stonewalling is different then having shit for brains... Pressley is just ousting another dumb shit from the shadows of this dark administration. It is infuriating but hopefully others see it as...damn that woman is smart and I want her running some shit, not some kindergartner that can’t answer a damn question.

I look forward to not having to wait 5 freaking hours to get the damn game on the console to play. I rented a redbox game because it came free and took me all night to get the game on my system and then had 5 minutes of play before I realized the game sucked and didn’t want to play it and went to bed. I long for cartri…

...and P.T. Barnum realizing he should have run for president.

You need to get a magnet with a hole in the middle...that is the trick to fucking magnets.

Chick-fil-A can suck my cock.

That game looks soooo fun...Old guys just tooting around. Every damn time I play in the US no-one knows how to play and when they do they think every game is the damn world cup final. People getting into fights and getting hurt for no reason. Why can’t we just have fun again. Sports are out of control with no…

So your down with AOC!?

It’s the cure we deserve, but not the one we need.

What they fucking need to do it take a damn sex-ed course. They weren’t paying attention the first god damn time in grade school, snickering and trying to hide their shame boners.

...and if you don’t want a baby and you are part of the 1% flush it out.

They said...”I like beer”