Why not put that money toward a chrome skull shift knob and a metal chain steering wheel?!?!?!

Well played.

Please tell me you have nicknamed your dick “The Fear of God!”

The slow-mo jumping over a 6" box is killing me!

They are only happy about the anticipation of life, not life itself.

Are you sure that map wasn’t just retitled from pro slave?

A Mr. has no rights to tell a Mrs. what to do with her body, he can fuck off.

#youdontownme or #youcantcontrolme would have been a better hashtag

When I was younger I would have killed for this deal, and now I couldn’t give two shits...until we go to the movies, then I’m all about giving my kids cheap warm armpit chocolate.

When I was younger I would have killed for this deal, and now I couldn’t give two shits...until we go to the movies,…

I hope they have extra wide plumbing.

This guy, right here, should have been a cop. Slow as fuck, late to the party, anger issues, overly aggressive, can’t control his actions and doesn’t give two shits that the guy has already been stop for doing something not that bad.

Next suggestion we put a ton of guys with VR headsets on in a room, give them knives and tell them they are the controllers and let them go at it...We can call the project Gamer, or Death Race.

I understand how you feel but we also need to take into consideration what the other 35% of the idiots in this country feel...okay. God forbid they feel left out... pun intended.

The problem is the millions that do believe it. Stupidity is contagious and the sharks smell it and profit off of it. It’s disgusting and should be illegal.

Mike Parson can suck all the dicks and save the babies before they even get fertilized. Piece of shit asshole...

Hercules has the biggest balls of them all.

If only we could divorce.

“Huffing It”

None of the Woodstocks were good...you were just high.