“Next idea...Sea Walls! So drugs can’t get into our boarders via sea!!!”

I’m surprised the rest of them don’t tee off all at once to try and hit his ugly ass in the face.

I love the North Wailing Whale Wing.

“I didn’t say your sellout face!!! I said pouty yet concerned boarder face! How am I supposed to work with such amateurs!”

Would it be so bad to just put them all in a football stadium and lock the doors to see what happened?

Oh my god your comment totally looks like a dong...

Feed him to the pigs...

Hot Damn!!! The first two paragraphs hahaha!

This guy is awesome...how do I get him as a neighbor?

He doesn’t know so much about wind, but he does know a shit ton about hot air.

Do they add cream or milk or something? It is always so runny like they melt it in water or something.

I’m guessing most companies that pray on their customers have a gotcha protocol.

So you estimate she makes $120,000 a year?

So how do you make restaurant style white cheese dip...it’s runny with a small amount of some kind of peppers and spinach or something...I’ve tried to recreate this crappy white cheese crack dip forever it and it never turns out.

Winter is Creaming.

For $135 I could buy them all and watch them over several days and get better food and be able to pee whenever I wanted without missing anything.

Preferably whilst saying “If I was ever wrong God can stike me down right....ug....ugh....ugggggh!”

Nihilistic Repugnant Apes

“A well regulated”...are the first 3 words of the second amendment.

Next year... Shark Jump 2020, now with more sharks!