Suicide by shark?

If it happened in Dubai, they deserved it. I’ve never been to a country that had a higher density of assholes.

And I’ve been to Italy *and* France.

Which means you can probably get 4 of ‘em in a shipping container out of Dover.

Although they are the same price if it’s nicked!

Or Eastern Europe and the car’s stolen from the UK. It’s where most Range Rovers end up, after all.

Yup, I’d have that, running or not. I’ve got a Ural (with basically the same engine) that’d been through a lake, seized and left for six months, and got it running in the space of a weekend, this should be easy.

Um, who’s Chris Harris?

Is he some kind of celebrity I’m meant to be aware of?

Thus speaks a man who’s never owned a Hindustan Ambassador.

I miss my old Range Rover.

Rust in peace, old friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_…

Vladimir Komarov, who basically chose to die by flying in the Soyuz 1 capsule that everyone knew was fatally flawed. His resoning being that it would save the life of his friend Yuri Gagarin, who would have been forced to fly had he refused.

Yeah, but baseball is *really* shitty.

It's great, unless you're in the UK and actually want to learn to ride a bike. Then it's really bloody annoying.

Mmmm, tasty, tasty transport...

I own a Series Land Rover. Therefore I also own a second Series Land Rover, as well as probably enough spares to build a third.

Ah, that explains my whole opinion: I’m not keen on eggs.

Yeah, it’s possible to do all sorts of crazy shit in a manual, but I still think the auto box just makes people who don’t like driving pay *even less attention*. A manual box makes you engage with the car more.

Also, I’ve driven in Kenya. Try adding frequent snakes, the occasional herd of antelope and the odd giraffe…

“Let’s play ‘guess which glass has the Polonium-210 in it’”

Hear me out: Ban all cars with automatic gearboxes.

It’s not so much a ‘rat rod look’ as it is just an an upgraded old car. For me, rat rods are intentionally made to look worse than they are. This just is left as-is, which is, frankly, awesome.

So, in short, it’s a sport full of primadonna multimillionaire assholes grasping for money at every opportunity, so that even game developers have to tiptoe around them?