Not to mention thinner-like substances in the leather dye, no doubt. If the paint was more or less dry before it the seats they should be ok.

I wouldn’t in this case. The shop owes him a trip to a detailer. Let them do the cleanup right.

Didn’t they already take care of this one?

This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

I give a star in the morning. I give a star a night. I give a star in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I give a star, in times of peace, and one in times of war. I give a star before I give a star, and then i give one more.

PEEOTUS

alternate headline:

You must have shot the pilot though not the stewardess.

+1 joint

Damn, you win!

Here, have a star

VR makes you sick and requires are whole new device that you have to wear, the internet does not. This is a HUGE issue.

But the interviewer, Paxman, isn’t convinced.

Overt racism still not cool dude. Trump voters seem confused. Only Trump himself can be overt. The rest of you still gotta be subtle with your bigotry. Sorry guys.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

He was only off by two feet.

Trump is smart. Bigly smart. What could the intelligence people tell him that he doesn’t already know?

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

did I just see a big D*ck there? help! I can't unsee it!