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By this logic, I’m not sure Hue Jackson has ever watched a game of pro football.

You need a real gunslinger to utilize that receiver talent, though...

FREEZE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

Unfortunately you were 10 minutes late on this joke....  

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

Wait I really need to know if it was peeped or peed. 

I once heard the soccer coach at my old high school tell a kid that he would “rip your face off and shit in it!”

Spencer Kieboom says he didn’t lose a tooth on the way to the plate. He lost a temporary tooth eating a baguette at breakfast.

I don’t like X.

“getting called out for being a hack and a dick and being made to feel very sad” is exactly what “censorship” means.

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

It really shows how screwed up sports is when one person’s classless bumper sticker in 1989 is grounds to cheer on a freshman’s leg being fucked up. 

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

It warms my heart to see Jon Gruden back on the sidelines coaching on Monday Night Football...

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Just keep your face out of the OL's ass, kid.

That’s absolutely true, but they belong to an often shady “brotherhood” that frequently places generating revenue above the health and safety of the public, and maintains a culture that shields its worst members of any repercussions from their bad acts, regardless of the severity (up to and including murdering

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen.