“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

To protect and serve and bitch and moan

Idiots: UNIONS DURRRRR BAD! 

They killed a kid in the name of a program that has gone 11-15 under Durkin.

There’s a rocket aimed toward the sun scheduled to take off tomorrow. I’m sure they could squeeze this coaching staff in the cargo hold.

Oh don’t get me wrong, depression and other mental health issues are woefully underserved in this country, but I have no compassion for *anyone* who tries to make themselves feel better by tearing others down. That’s a *choice*, and one that doesn’t just affect you.

He was a playoff quarterback for the Broncos, has proven all the doubters wrong this year in minor league baseball, and now he’s good enough at soccer to end up on Real Madrid? Admit it, the only reason you haters are calling out Thibault is because he’s a vocal Christian athlete. 

Now the Real Madrid fans should apologize for fucking the kangaroos.

You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

I heard an interview with Fieri where he said of donkey sauce, “Look, I know it’s aioli, you know it’s aioli.” But if he wants to get middle America to try it, they won’t try it if he calls it “aioli”. By giving it a silly name, he’s branding it as something people in the Midwest will eat. It’s easy to laugh at people…

yeah, the much better storyline is the fox news trump mouth diarrhea over protesting players.

Tragic. One wonders if this situation could’ve been avoided if Uber cars were more readily identifiable, perhaps all painted and designed in a specific uniform pattern, their drivers also unionized and licensed specifically to insure a certain degree of safety to both the passenger and driver alike. These driver’s…

If you are ever worried that something you are doing might seem creepy.

You already know the answer - you just think it shouldn’t apply to you, for some reason.

Was Pete really that averse to taking it to the rim?

Bank Error in your favor.  Collect $150,000 from other players.