Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

This can only end in one possible way: Mama John has to start dating again, and they rebrand the comany as “Uncle Roger’s” pizza, the pizza that wants to cop a feel as it sloppily tucks you into bed at night.  Papa John can deliver pizza to you on alternate weekends and for three weeks in the summer.

Oh COME ON. The guy is 6-47 with a .312 OPS and two measly RBI. Pathetic!

Yeah, I’m still going to need more specificity than some blanket soundbite accusations, especially when the criticism being leveled at her here is that she’s not good at the details.

I think he was handling his own business.

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

Not pictured: Jarvis explaining for 30 minutes how the team which scores more points wins the game

Well, if Hue ain’t doing it.

Yeah, he could put into practice his modern ideas like practicing. It would be revolutionary. 

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

Jarvis Landry should be the Browns Head Coach...

Oh look, another off-duty officer moonlighting as security.

I don’t see the problem. Guns are legal. Marijuana is pretty much legal. Possessing cash is legal. No crimes here. Free Reggie!

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

And you get to live in Sydney instead of Louisville.

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor.