When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

“The day they mixed the white meats and the dark meats in buckets was the day our country lost something we can never, ever regain.”

Yankees broadcaster Michael Kay said it looked like a “very awkward high school dance,” which makes me wonder how Kay’s high school dances went.

90% of the comments on Deadspin are insincere sarcasm, and the other 50% are whinging Boston or St. Louis fans

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

baby mac and cheese is not going to have different nutritional content than adult garbage food at a sports bar. 

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

I, too, would like to stop writing about SB Nation

So as a dorky white man with some disposable income, I’ve been to one of those baseball fantasy camps where you spend a week playing with other dorky white men at a big-league spring training facility. At the end of the week, you play a game against the real ex-big-leaguers who have spent the week coaching you (the…

When they don’t see them as people, it all looks the same.

“Meanwhile, a Safeway spokesperson told the news station that they were investigating why Martin was the one reported to police, adding that workers had called police because a man who had stolen before had returned to the store.”

Profiled (which I find is more, ‘you must be up to no good because you people don’t belong here’), or the whole “All of them look alike, this 12 yr old girl must be our 32 yr old male suspect”. Either fucking way, stop making bullshit IDs or calling cops until you are SURE, and have checked the damn tapes.

Not only has Helen been found, but she appears to have been lovingly cared for by her captor, who stole her in the first place because he

Absence made the shark grow fonder, I guess.

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

Teen: Is there anything more embarrassing than being seen at a Padres game with your mom and dad?

If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

I can't help but think "THIS is what gets a cop fired?" We have cops murdering people on the streets, cops beating the crap out of people and all they could muster was a paid vacation but this was enough for arrest. This country really loves themselves some property and money over people.