*reads headline*

Cal Ripken did not exactly have an electric personality, and yet he drove sports headlines in 1995. Same with, say, Mark McGwire, in 1998.

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

To be fair, the focus of his ads is to reach his home market, and that alone is an upstream battle.

“I am someone who likes to move around a lot, but I also like a challenge. I’ve been a prisoner of my own challenge at times.”

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

You’re right, this is literally the most misleading thing I’ve seen on the internet today.  By like a million percent. 

You have to respect the Cavs appreciation for world cultures. Playing sumo defense this year after trying out matador defense last season.

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

Apologize for the flavorless, cardboard crust.

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

I blame papa John, her emails and Kevin Durant. It’s out of control.

Except it was a terrible idea. If that guy had suffered a spinal injury (very possible falling 4 stories), flipping the SUV could’ve caused the injuries to worsen. Unless the car’s on fire or at risk of exploding, leave the person in place until the EMTs show up and can assess/stabilize.

Somebody wrote a check over the weekend, dude.

I’ll give you an 8 for the idea, and a 4 for execution. 

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

Totally the behavior of someone who just wanted to help and didn’t care at all about publicity. Nope, not one bit. Not for publicity AT ALL. 

Neither does swihart

England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

It’s unclear what that “new information” could be, and the report given to lawmakers gives no further clarification.