“Why was an un-marked car trying to make a traffic stop?”

Mystichrome, good? You’re drunk. Go home.

Mystichrome is second only to “Dragon Vette” in gag-tickling terribleness.

Other than the SVT Cobra R and the absolutely PHENOMENAL Mystichrome cars (you will never ever ever convince me that any mass-market manufacturer has created a better paint than Mystichrome), there really aren’t any New Edge Mustangs that are desirable enough to be “show cars.”

Is there a button for the pod bay doors?

Tesla’s key fob is like a toy model of the car where clicking on the roof locks and unlocks the door, and clicking on the frunk or trunk open the respective areas on the car. Since the lock/unlock key is the highest point on the model and the buttons aren’t recessed, I wonder if just walking with the fob jammed into a…

Not really good at picking up on internet sarcasm are ya? :)

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

I believe in freedom of speech and this protest IS speech. On the other hand, making your boss look bad in public by protesting while on the clock is never a winning move either.

Someone else said it much better than I.

That’s a great story! But I have some questions:

Sadly, as most German cities during the war can attest, we Brits consider anything within five miles of the target a success.

He’s a decoy spy sent in to distract the villain from the actual, real spies. He also keeps their femme fatales busy by drunkenly lurching around Monaco shouting his name and occupation at anyone who’ll listen, especially ladies, who he is incapable of reading in any way, shape or form. Through a series of…

WWE fans are now standing up against racism? I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

“Needless to say, we know who won’t be playing the next James Bond: that crew guy right behind Elliott’s shoulder.”

Because he ruined his credit rating by stopping payments on that M6.

Probably a stupid question, but why not buy something other than a BMW?!?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

This is why I love McLaren. Ferrari would’ve just blamed their client for hurting themselves and then told them to suck it up.

And in another 10 years they will realize that the property tax revenues from all of those new subdivisions will not cover the services demanded by the residents. Then taxes will start to go up and people will complain and crime will go up....