...after watching that this morning, I have a very hard time trying to understand how Ferrari could spin this one around. Verstappen was just caught between their drivers. Kimi made a hell of a start and tried to squeeze in going into turn 1, and Vettel did a good start as usual and started to box out Verstappen who…

An empty, deserted parking lot, both wet and dry were part of my sons’ driver’s ed when they were learning. Oddly enough to me was how much better the “video game generation” boy did at the onset.

“Was the mission a success?”

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

No, he’s still right here:

ORLY?

So; he’s willing to accept something south of 4500...but not as far south as 3500.

Why doesn’t he just list the price he wants and say “non-negotiable”. If you don’t want low-ball offers, you just say: “$4000 Firm, non-negotiable” and be done with it. If you say “negotiable” in a private car-sale, all anyone reads…

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

Is that a small weapon/automaker naming joke? Because it’s not that clever.

I can’t believe this is even a thing. The guy owns the site and has for years. If they want it so bad give him an offer he can’t refuse don’t take him to court over it.

Now I’m hungry! Can I get a honey glazed meatball marinara foot-long on a chocolate cruller?

(throws relative physics book)

Another example of the owner being underwater with their car purchase.

It’s accurate! I mean, heavy water’s only available to nuclear physicists, so by definition all that water is “light”, right?

I’m pretty sure if you stuff it with a bunch of rice that it’ll be dry and raring to go in no time.

Wish this was a national thing, maybe if it were there would be fewer good teachers fleeing the profession

Yeah, you seem like a real winner.