COTD right here, folks.

I actually work with some scientists who came up with a genius solution to generate electricity from a hurricane while simultaneously protecting homes from roof damage: tiny wind turbines along the edges of the roof. Check it out here: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/303262520_ACTIVE_AERODYNAMIC_MITIGATION_ON_…

Done: http://bit.ly/2vM9LY6 
I work with some amazing scientists who literally already addressed this problem and are looking at how to bring this tech to market. BOOM!

Looks up to code to me!

Welp, guess I’m not watching my Vikings this year. Probably better that way anyway...

HAHA! Well played sir, well played.

Except the car itself provides the protection (if you’re wearing a seatbelt) when you’re driving. That’s why helmets aren’t required for driving!

Excuse me, good sir. I am one of those people that use Excel to plan vacations and put away money diligently, but had I $100k to buy a car with this would be in my driveway. I’m SO into an overpowered SUV/wagon.

I’m totally with Wrangler guy.

To each their own! I wouldn’t give up the War Wagon for anything (other than maybe an offroad equipped 2012 Outback in forest green...).

Wait... this is a thing? That people do?

As the spouse of an elementary school music teacher, thank you for writing this. There aren’t enough advocates for the crazy crap they get put through every day, and they sure don’t get paid enough for what they put in!

Come live in Lafayette, IN! It’s really nice here! :)

Did I hear someone looking for a 2005 Legacy GT wagon with a 5 speed and upgraded turbo, clutch, etc.? My trusty War Wagon just clicked over 220k (yes, I did get a new engine put in a few thousand miles ago. Yes, I realize this doesn’t help the reliability argument).

This is pretty standard for the auto industry when launching a new model... Not a unique Tesla issue.

What are you doing still reading this? Go buy one! I’ve had mine for a few months and love it to pieces. It holds up to anything I throw at it and does it in style. Diaper bag? Check. Bricks in it for my everyday carry? Triple check. Envy of everyone I pass in the airport? Check.

What are you doing still reading this? Go buy one! I’ve had mine for a few months and love it to pieces. It holds up…

Holy crap they found Jimmy Hoffa!!

One star for the CarTalk reference. :P

I really wish they would have added sound to a lot of these clips!

What in the world are they trying to portray with that jungle beat soundtrack in the promo? That somehow the Diablo is a spiritual descendant from some tribal god of the distant past?