Also, I find it fun that a P-3 Orion will be part of the team to recover the Orion capsule upon reentry. :P

Bury him under a church and send Nicholas Cage after him?

I don’t see any problems with putting the President into the bomb bay of a B-21 and “accidentally” releasing him over Russia... ;)

This is either totally fake, or Jesse’s got some terrible parents who don’t know how to discipline their kids. His dad sounds like he’s talking to a 3 year old or a dog... “No, Jesse! No!” Empty threats after the last 2 roundabouts too. Lesson learned here: make sure I don’t screw up the way these parents did with my…

Use the sarcasm font next time! :P

ERMEGERD!! And you can even fit carseats in the back! ::phones wife:: “Honey, I found a new family car for us!” “What is it?” “A Porsche with (mumble)500kmiles(mumble) on it!” “no.” *click*

Except he isn’t. See one Devan Dubnyk: http://www.nhl.com/stats/leaders?navid=nav-sts-league#

Former EB engineer here, and I always had great respect for BIW. Keep up the great work!

My thoughts exactly! ::drool::

I think the point he’s trying to get across is that Christians and churches shouldn’t be painted with the same broad brush that catches the KKK underneath it just because some wacko thinks he’s a Christian. Or for that matter because the Westboro Baptist church is full of racist crazies. It really is offensive to the…

GAH!!! I wish we had that much snow here... The War Wagon needs to feed on snow donuts!

Yet another guy to add to my list of Voices that I Would Enjoy Even if They Were Reading a Phone Book. Rauno has a great baritone I could listen to for hours.

God bless that beautiful Canadian... Somehow, a Canadian is one of our truest American heroes at the moment. Welcome to 2017, people.

That fallen SEAL is from one town over from where I grew up... God bless him and his family. I can’t believe he had to give his life because of President Cheeto’s incompetence...

“I will be anxiously looking for a used one of these in 7 years when they depreciate enough for me to afford one.”
-All of Jalopnik

Thank you, you wonderful human being. I was wondering why that crap was still showing up even with AdBlock...

Not actual NEW car buyers anyway. We’re all cheap.

Methinks I’m going to need to make this while watching a The Office marathon with my wife...

You’d have to pay ME to drive one of those tiny, awful vehicles. I had a rental of one of those a month or so ago and I felt like I left part of my soul in the car after being sentenced to drive it by Enterprise.