Are we in the Death Star cafeteria? (please someone get that joke)

I’m furiously trying not to laugh out loud and spit coffee on my computer screen....

No plastic bumpers? Why does that even matter—- you know what, I’m going to answer my own question: because he’s a jerk who wants to see you dance.

Start the Jalopnik Party and run for Congress? I’m in!

The weird thing to me is how this YouTuber handled all this... How about instead of posting a video on YouTube, you actually just sue UPS for fraud, file a BBB claim, you know... use the legal system for what it’s designed for? Call me crazy...

Yeah, that would be on my short list of acceptable replacement vehicles when my ‘05 Subaru Legacy GT wagon (5MT!) bites the dust eventually.

Is that a Charger wagon????

When you’re underwater, you have a more undisturbed stream of water flowing around you (the flow is more laminar than turbulent). This more laminar flow of water provides lower resistance to anything moving through it (like our Mr. Phelps here). When you’re on the surface, you’re churning up the water with your arms…

The sling app doesn’t show NBC as a channel option, even with the Orange+Blue package... Not helpful!!

Did someone say meatbags?

Pretty sure the driver was watching “Finding Dory” or somesuch on his portable DVD player...

What did I just read??

Maybe you can send the Grand Tour after them to drop it off a building, set it on fire, throw it in the sea, and crash it into various walls.

WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS??!! Darn you Kinja and your algorithms that hide useful information from me until it’s too late to act on it...

Even as a Christian, I think what the RNC is doing is abhorrent. They’re basically using my core beliefs as a marketing scheme, all the while completely ignoring what Christ actually stood for: love God, love people.

What an album... Sometimes I get “Horizon” stuck in my head. :P

I think there’s a song from Car Talk about this incident... I believe it was called “20 Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac.” No I’m not kidding, I’ve got it on iTunes!

I think I pretty much enjoy anything James May does. Have you ever watched Man Lab? Totally brilliant! I wish I had the chance to meet him some day and congratulate him for being so awesome.

Because they started out as a tractor company.....

Canada has all the good things: Tim Horton’s, natural beauty, hockey, Not Donald Trump, universal healthcare, and poutine. Sorry, giving you guys Amazon Prime Video would just be too much.