Counterpoint: The show is pretty good.

COUNTERPOINT: Every single aspect of that episode, including a human transforming himself into a pickle and back using a secret serum, is scientifically plausible.

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

Wow. Get together with a fringe group of people and spend money on an old book you already own to hypothetically push down a popular new release on an Amazon Best Seller List. Golly gee whiz Beaver, that sure taught this liberal a lesson.

Fucking idiots.

Someone on Twitter has made a more realistic Mario

CONGRATULATIONS, ASSHOLES, YOU INVENTED THE VENDING MACHINE.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

The unfortunate truth is that hate groups thrive on this sort of mentality.

Seems like you haven’t been there lately.

This movie is on a short list of movies I label “very good but will never watch again” on account how stressed out they make me. (Another entry is Sexy Beast, because Kingsley’s performance is like being beaten with a sack of doorknobs; Suspiria was on the list for years because it caused a bummer acid trip when I was…

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

Well obviously you’ve never heard of Alan Moore or read a comic

this episode had it all! Stand By Me Manchurian Candidate Training Day— aaand mermaid cooter

“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones.”

The dude that had no idea that nazis were bad is using the n-word casually? You don’t say. I wonder how many YouTube personalities will rally to him this time? And I wonder if they’re rallying because they have the same beliefs as this racist that claims he isn’t?