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If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

That last hit home. :(

Felix seems like a nice guy, but I really don’t think he’s amusing when it comes to spur of the moment; I’ve seen numerous live performances from him and he seems to trip over himself, miss his timing, and otherwise passively accept what’s being said without making humor of it. I obviously can’t riff on the most

Steven Colbert, as always, does a great job striking a balance between comedian and consummate professional when approaching virtually any topic. It is because of him that somebody my own age - a millenial, not yet quite 30 - is watching the Late Show, of all things, something I’d have absolutely guffawed at the idea

So I have googled Isaiah Silva because I have no idea who that is, and this is the first picture that came up.

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Why are people supporting big brother on this one? I get your practical responses, but dude didn’t say anything incriminating about Nintendo.

“We have no comment on this topic other than to wish Chris the best in his future endeavors.”

I completely disagree on it fitting the “Crime”.

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This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

You know, I thought so, too. And then I read this:

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with

Well, it unexpectedly rained on my face. They clearly have so much friend love for each other and really meant something to one another. This is as mushy as a judge can get while doing her job and I’m glad she told him that what she remembers most is how nice he is. Seems like it really touched him and could be a

Does that mean that Hardee’s and Carl Jr’s hot dog hamburger with Lay’s potato chips is out of the question then?

a film. One.

Thanks for asking this question, and to everyone chiming in! It’s great to hear about all of your experiences. Delayed orgasm is something that doesn’t get talked about all that often, and a lot of men are hesitant to acknowledge experiencing it. I think it’s different for every man - some do have difficulty “letting