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I disagree.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,

My body is ready....

My wife and I watched it exactly once, and we ended the movie bawling in each others arms. Now that we have 2 little (girl) munchkins of our own, no freaking way we’d make it 10 minutes into the movie without bone crushing sadness since we know how it ends.

My wife and I watched it exactly once, and we ended the movie bawling in each others arms. Now that we have 2 little

AND you get to own that sadness and look at it on your shelf every time you go look for a movie to watch! With the option to watch it AGAIN, in case soul-crushing depression is what you want from a movie tonight.

AND you get to own that sadness and look at it on your shelf every time you go look for a movie to watch! With the

As soon as anyone passes 30, a six-pack is the misguided poisoned chalice of the fitness world.

This picture looks like.... Chris Farley (right) vs Gordon Ramsey...???!!!

That works for me most of the time. Especially story heavy games that are easy to get sucked into.

I just play video games.

As "she" claims to have change some details, and I think the whole poor country thing isn't what they meant. More like poor upbringing.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Statement: I don't like competition, meatbags.

That's what I was thinking. It'd be a real dick move to charge people, then say, "Hey, sorry, hope you enjoyed your one shot. Tough break, huh?"

Is the game free? It better be free.

Jokes on you this is actually what The Simpsons will be like in another 20 years.

My BF bought me a shovel because it's going to snow again this weekend. He knows I like to shovel and he bought me a smaller one to suit my size. Love...it comes in blizzards.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And

The movie is pretty.