I watched a player hide under a bed for about seven minutes.

There’s a dearth of female composers, too:

...we live in a fallen world.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. Keep up the fight.

This entire sketch was less than two minutes long, and we credit the Saturday Night Live writing staff for recognizing the bit really only needed that much time.

In an uncharacteristically emotional opening to his late-night talk show Monday evening...

It’s a CINCO product!

Yeah, I noticed that, too. And the smug “that’s how women are...” commentary. It’s a matter of degrees with these things. She’s just outrageously, cartoonishly bad. His negativity is quieter, more under the surface. It’s funny because you can see him making a great effort to present “the high ground”, but beneath…

“... a rabid animal shoveling pink, cheese-filled meat into my mouth with no thought of decorum or decency.”

Isn’t this alone enough to impeach the shitbird?!

I saw the title of this post and thought they’d made another FMV game...

Saw his name and picture on this article at a glance and filled with dread — the fact that it’s a story about him making another feature film is best news I’ve heard in a long time.

Trump is the racist, willfully misinformed relative at the Thanksgiving table. Who gets all his “intelligence” curated by FOX NEWS and conspiracy rags. Because he’s afraid of the world and of people who don’t look like him and he chooses the misinformation sources that justify his fears, no matter what the actual…

I gotta invest in poster boards and sharpies...

Maybe there’s a small car in all of us!

I’ve had bad experiences at “dollar oyster” nights. Got really sick at one and avoided raw oysters for years. Then this one weekend, a friend had a cookout where he’d gotten a huge amount of fresh oysters. All night long, people were eating oysters and I was avoiding them. Then toward the end of the night I…

I adore that Star Trek scene soooo much. Still stands up. It’s funny enough when Scottie starts talking to the computer as if it’s a little child, but then when he’s handed the mouse and acts as if he understands — and then starts talking into it! Perfect. Slays me every time.

His response also managed to disarm her into a laugh because he could see her defenses were going up.

Christian Slater has aged (not aged?) *really* well! I just want to watch him do things all day.

Suffice it to say, this bar is *constantly* packed.