So this show seems to be all about Cameron taking off layers of shirts. Her sexually aggressive punk programmer GRRRL schtick gets old real fast.

What if someone with a really out-of-place name like "Megatron Beeblebrox" plonks down 20 large?

Misread the header as "Scientologists…" — I was expecting something involving engrams.

"…they lost what might be their best possible shot at capturing a monster they were smart enough to figure out but never smart enough to outwit…"

It's nice to see Charles Grodin return to acting.

Wow. Within minutes, the internet has managed to exhaust his entire career for sequel jokes! The internet's like a hive-mind late night talk show writers' room.

Update: Just got a small bit of insider info. It was a complete oversight! It'll probably be bleeped in reruns.

Anyone notice FX's selective censoring of the f-bomb? In "So Did the Fat Lady", there is the line,

KICK TO KILL!!! NOT NOW JAMES — WE'RE BUSY!!!

This show could sOOOOooo benefit from just a drop of humor. When they cut to the couple at the pub toward the end — a couple who was JUST RUNNING FROM AUTHORITIES minutes ago — they're already onto their second pints. How fast did they order and drink those beers? It would have been great if they'd cut to them at…

Okay, predictions for which 24 alum we're going to see as BIG SURPRISE APPEARANCES in upcoming hours…? Tony Almeida: no brainer. Maybe Kim Bauer? The evil twin sister of Teri Bauer…?

I can't wait until it's revealed that Kate is raising a serial killer's child!!!

The book HANNIBAL is ape-scat bonkers!!! I remember loving how over-the-deep-end it was. I was younger…

Didn't the first episode begin with "The following takes place between 11:06am and 12:00pm"…?

I just remembered that Margot Verger is supposed to be a lesbian, steroid-addled body-builder in the book HANNIBAL (which I read a lifetime ago). Pretty big departure here.

"The Restaurant at the end of the Universe" was obviously the most correct answer. Congratulations, Tasha!

KITH loss?! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!

Game of Thrones succeeds in creating the most painful death by poisoning I can recall seeing… and yet, I was hoping his death/humiliation would be GREATER. From internet chatter, I knew *some* comeuppance was going to happen at "Joffrey's Wedding", and I was braced for a kind of "Red Wedding for the Bad Guys"… and…

So, does this mean we get the Jay Leno Report now?

This show is way better than it should be, given the premise and the fact that it's on network television.