all of them were terrible, but barb wire and hedges? dont quit your job driving for uber eats just yet bud, this writing gig might not be for you

gawker: where unqualified idiots give horrible generic advice. good news: you’re getting replaced by AI in a year.

picture of a guy installing door trim for the “shelf above door” slide. priceless. gawker is trash. go out of business already

i have serious doubt that 20 dollar piece of shit headphone will improve anything for anyone

i have serious doubt that 20 dollar piece of shit headphone will improve anything for anyone

stainless is what professional kitchens use and will keep using forever because it’s the best choice. it’s like saying will use of cement and concrete go out of style. the answer is no. cheap crap goes out of style.

reservations are old fashioned wut, who the fuck is out there like lets go to dinner at 8 and nah we dont need a resy we’ll just stand around for 2 hours and wait.....

this writer needs to get fired. putting alphas on the list and ignoring the k car turds,ford tempos, chevy cavalier and dodge omni. get a new job buddy.

did you seriously suggest sanding wood as a clever use for fucking sandpaper. honestly gtfo

worthless as always, thanks for nothing

stopped reading when you said white was a legit choice in an appliance color.

jesus fuck that was back, nick denton is rolling over in his grave

someone makes an offer you dont like - dont reply. i know so hard to click delete on a message. let me start a gofundme for your ptsd

“Got invited to someone’s place for dinner and they charged me for it….this is weird, right?”

this shit is as stupid as freedumb fries back when we weren’t supposed to forget 9/11. how do we as a country come up with the cringiest shit so fucking fast

i mean if the dude wrote, “it’s like cruise but a little nicer”, his editor would probably be a little bit mad

braking

cant even get the title right? maybe ask hulk hogan for a few bucks to hire a proofer.

yeah still need money tho. unless you’re in some flyover shithole paying 250k for 5000sqft

can you be repressed and not repressed at the same time? asking for a friend

leave real estate advice to professionals. stick to scribbling about upcycling milk crates or whatever the fuck you people do