If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

“Opossums have very low rabies infection rates. New World marsupials have lower core body temperatures than placental mammals, making them poor hosts for the disease. They *can* have rabies, but it’s quite rare.”

why can’t you read

You do realize that if everyone else’s fit bits are fine and you’ve gone through 7 of them, the problem likely lies with you, right?

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

Yeah, she mentioned that after. She’s really mulling this over.

Are Radiohead fans the St. Louis Cardinals fans of pop music?

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Yeah but in this country you can’t use a person’s criminal history to prove they did something.

She gave a legal statement saying that she was never abused. Not saying that this didn't happen but evidently there's no legal evidence for it.

Was it really accurate of Daniels to say that Terrence Howard hasn’t done anything that Sean Penn hasn’t also done? Given that the single domestic violence claim against Penn can only be sourced to a third-party biographer and is denied by the possible victim, while both Howard’s ex-wives have testified in court that…

We typically get our Shower curtain liners there. I have always hated trying to clean those things.

Lighten up Francis.

if it was his stepdad (who is trying to sue him), then harming his economic value is even dumber than videoing yourself smoking weed

This whole thing has been awkward as hell. He clearly came expecting to be a high pick. He was clearly crying earlier when all this was happening. He just lost millions. Now these reporters want to ask him all these questions on what was clearly supposed to be the biggest night of his life.

As a resident of Massachusetts, the hottest of takes concerning this subject will be delivered in that exact accent.

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

She’s beautiful.

Have heard an apocryphal story where someone asked Eric Clapton what it felt like to be the greatest guitar player on the planet. His response: “I don’t know. Ask Prince.”

My local library has: