YouTube has a large selection of kittens nursing/sleeping videos.

It’s nice knowing we are all headed in the right direction. It’s like a warm blanket. Soft, soothing and comforting.

I hate this man so much.

Everything about the current political situation goes back to Reagan. He and the right wing of that era created this fucking catastrophe

I’m guilty of wishing someone would stab them while shouting “You’re not being stabbed! Your pain is a hoax! Facts don’t matter! Your blood isn’t spattered!”

My opinion as someone studying (christian) theology: No.

It’s a problem that traces its roots to the American educational system and thus requires a long-term solution involving a radical overhaul of how Americans are taught to think.

Does wishing painful death on every person involved with either’s Trump campaign or his transition make me a horrible person? Because that’s all I have at this point, a desire for all these fuckers to suffer.

Excuse me old chap, but he’s currently in Britain, so MI5/6 get first dibs on any ‘unfortunateness’ involving him accidentally slipping on a bar of soap at the top of a steep flight of steps before falling onto a poisoned man-eating tiger whilst in possession of an Australian accent.

Dear CIA,

He just hopes that we can all be as free as Russians are today.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

We gotta gut it out like Monopoly, gilbert - no quitting until all your property is hopelessly leveraged and everyone realizes what a selfish jerk Dad can be.

Is there really any point in continuing this thing (i.e, America)?

Except that all the above applies to Macs as well, but hey whatever makes you feel better.

They will hoist the trophy two weeks after Trump’s inauguration. What a time to be alive.

Yeah, the guy jumped to try to deflect the pass, and had no choice but to put his hands on Bradford to keep from smacking helmets. Contact, yeah, not much of a “hit.” No idea what’s legal anymore.

Slippery slope. If the rule exists it needs to be applied properly every time or you’re left with chaos. Or as I like to call it: the current state of officiating in the NFL.

My point is more that people used to be ashamed to be the “dumb kid” who got held back because they can’t read or do math. But as there were fewer and fewer negative consequences to being stupid, people started feeling like it was okay to be proud of their ignorance. What’s the point of trying in school if you’ll pass…

Or that nasty sneering Tomi Lahren elsewhere on this page. I want to smack her smug face.