Instead of Muslims, we should check at the border if people are NFL fans.

“Keep distracting them NFC East while I shit the bed over here.”

Nice to wake up and be reminded first thing of how fucked we all are. Good Morning!

Ralph Peters’ rant gave me actual anxiety. He actually believes people want to go to war...AGAIN.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

Dear Editor:

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

I don't care if you promised me a luxury box full of concubines, NOTHING is worth rooting for the Washington Racial Slurs

“I’m almost there, baby. You’re going to make me cum. Nope. Missed it. Almost there again. Nope, you missed. Third time’s the charm? No. Close again. Almost there. Missed it. Wide right. It’s just never going to happen with you.”

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

He’s been fined in the past for grabbing an official. She should’ve thrown a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct, but that would require NFL referees to be competent at their (part-time) jobs.

I wonder how many “honey”s and “sweetheart”s are being dropped in this conversation.

Ugh this old pervert. Gross.

The fact that the assistants have a protocol for shielding a competitor from the cameras with their bodies is kinda remarkable.

Ironically, my wife’s lower half is stretched to the point that the reverse throw is the only thing that WILL get it off anymore.

Eh, having been followed by bears, I take comfort in the fact that your skull doesn’t fit in a skunk’s mouth.

That could pretty easily be addressed with a simple status LED - which I really hope they did but wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if they didn’t given GoPro’s atrocious UI history (and even if they did have an status indicator it wouldn’t surprise me if they managed to F it up anyway.)

Now this here's what they call a "Country Blumpkin."