I save my smart ass comments until after the citation is written and before I sign it.

GFY

I dont know who you are, but I don't like you.

Be warned that if I see a car parked in this fashion, my standard procedure is to remove your wiper blades.

Hmm. Add some knobby tires, a seven-bar grill, a couple of round headlights, and do something about that flare-side bed and you might be on your way to something like this;

Nobody's watched my weird video, I want on the list!

not zero views, but not nearly enough either.

I disagree on all counts. Full disclaimer: I own a Volt. But hear me out. The car isn't selling well because GM did a horrible job marketing it. Even now some 4 years after it hit the public freeways a LOT of people have no idea how it works. Either they think it only goes 40 miles period or its just another hybrid.…