Yeah, man! Totally! She’s only been acting since 1982, has been on a number of hit shows, is currently the star of a hit show that is regularly spoken of on this very site, has been involved in several projects with Louis CK, including the very hit show she is currently starring on AND Louis’ hit show “Louie,” but no…

Moore hasn’t “vehemently denied” anything, and has, in fact, been very careful not to explicitly deny the allegations because he knows they are true. He has admitted outright the creepy ones that were technically not illegal, and danced around the 14-year-old without specifically denying it happened. Even in his…

He basically confirmed the entire WaPo story other than things that would send him to jail. This, 24 hours after calling it all fake news.

You can tell that Trump is missing his early morning routine of watching Fox News and writing crazy tweets.

Why did it take so long? Because if you actually watched the movie or read the book, you’d know not having breakfast is the whole point, and I guess we needed all this time for middlebrow culture to reach the point that people figure they know enough about something just because they glanced at the title.

If McConnaissance showed up on my front lawn with a turkey (saying those words), I’d just go back to bed since there is no way in the world that would match up with objective reality. It’s just...beyond what physics would allow.

As an aside—Why hasn’t anyone started referring to him as “Vlad the Impaler” AKA Dracula?

The presidency always ages people rapidly, it’s interesting to see the before and after photos of all of them.

We all know the answer to your question. The president does as well. He will never speak of it.

You’ve heard about Roy Moore, too, right? His tops everything else that’s happened because of the sheer hypocrisy of it all!

Speaking of pieces of shit:

Trump looks like someone wearing a Halloween mask of Trump and not actually Trump on that banner.

Have you seen the Halle Berry Catwoman? If you haven’t, don’t. Stabbing yourself in the eyes is less painful.

Whoooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares

Nice. Thank you mysterious link person.

Why are they wasting time on this when they can be bringing Invader Zim back?

Oh, come on. Is Jezebel pulling a Fox News?

it wasn’t massive. It wasn’t even as big as Obamas.

The story of why Titanic was made is better then the movie. Apparently James Cameron was fascinated by the Titanic since he was a kid and when the wreckage was found in the 1990's he decided he needed to go see it himself. So he pitched an idea of the movie to capitalize on all the media attention and being James…

Isn’t Perez Hilton a single parent? Doesn’t he have more important shit to dot than whining about twitter?