Someone created a Kinja account just to spam this post calling you a troll. You’ve hit the big time!

“Big eyes allow us to empathize more (like with babies)“

It’s awkward even when you’re talking about these:

I actually didn’t see Gremlins until I was already an adult—into my 30s, actually.

How about the time he called out James Woods on Twitter?

Good. I’m glad she’s miserable.

Um, the same Snoop Dogg that told Rolling Stone he was a pimp for several years and “that shit was my natural calling”? Oh, no no no.

I know I am late to the party but just had to comment - Alex Jones liked his own post?!? What a douchenozzle.

Redglare is also in Down By Law and Strangers in Paradise; tellingly, he’s the sketchiest dude in two different Jarmusch movies.

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Where in God’s most benighted hells did she learn to dress? I dress like shit but I’m poor and obscure. Should I achieve riches and renown I know way better than to trust my own taste—hiring a stylist on the level of E from The Incredibles.

Well my first born son is non verbal autistic and his father and I were 19 when we had him.

I’m on the spectrum and my dad was 29 when I was born. So young age isn’t a 100% guarantee of anything.

Here’s a joke - how do you know that someone’s polyamorous? Because they NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. I would assume that is the reason why the family doesn’t want them over for Xmas, although to be honest I really don’t care.

The only episode of the series I really remember is the one with the film festival where Gandhi and George Washington Carver teamed up as action heroes “Black and Tan.”

The ‘Buried Alive Outdoor Playground’ one is seriously the most upsetting, surrealist nightmare this side of ‘Un Chien Andalou’.

Four stars.

In college, around 2001, someone wrote a paper in class about how we could all learn to treat each other based on the Simpsons and how they treat race. The ol’ make fun of everybody BS. I was the only one in the room that pointed out that white actors were voicing all these minorities.

CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE. WALK LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE.

MacArthur Park also gave us a good bit on SCTV so it’s doubly forgiven.