This lie makes me sad.

She could run in character as Poison Ivy from Batman & Robin (including campaign speeches filled with flirty plant puns) and she would still be more qualified than some people I can think of...

ETA: I kind of want this to happen now.

I’m worried that if you don’t change your profile picture, Disney might come for you with a sandblaster.

Does it feature a cameo from his buddy Alex Jones?

I’m sure MTV is already in the process of planning some sort of The Challenge-style Jersey Shore meets Floribama Shore crossover, but by all means, bite that hand.

They also did a parody of that exact same Trainspotting scene in “The Regina Monologues” and the Hans Moleman theme sounds a lot like Butters Theme from South Park.

Nah, he’s just a hypocritical shit-weasel who claims to be a Christian, while idolizing a woman whose philosophy was so fucking selfish that it was one of the Church of Satan’s founding principles.

Whose all about keeping the government out of the lives of it’s citizens, unless they’re women, or an LGBTQ person.

Nazis…

I think that’s subjective. Where I live we had Cartoon Network but, because WB had split from Chicago’s WGN to form it’s own network, you could only pick up Pokemon in certain areas.

Also, Sailor Moon had been syndicated on network television and aired on USA/Sci-Fi Channel before being picked up by Toonami. I’m not…

It kind got the info wrong though, it’s not for the network, it’s for their streaming service.

I believe he accepted some pretty expensive paintings (Basquiat, Picasso) as gifts under some pretty dubious circumstances or something and had to turn them over to the feds earlier this year.

Fashion is pain, Velops!

I can’t wait to drink my coffee out of that $1000.00 tin can while wearing my $1500.00 oversized Vetements Black Metal hoody. It’s ironic because I look like a poor.

My favorite part was always the nervous silence from the audience when Oprah would slowly drag out the reveal that it’s the Favorite Things show.

Oprah actually picks and chooses the favorite things list? I was always under the impression that companies bought their way onto the list and it’s just an advertisement with the Oprah seal of approval.

Hot Take: Oprah’s Favorite Things seems kind of pointless without a studio full of middle aged moms treating a free Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan like it’s some kind of religious experience.

She was a 1980's hair metal band.

So you either didn’t read the article or you suck at reading comprehension? Since the first paragraph alludes to the fact that The Lion King is going to be similar to last year’s live action The Jungle Book and towards the end of the article the author expresses their confusion as to why a film with nothing but CGI…

Well, “old” is relative but - technically - you’re not considered elderly until you’re 65. I think you can join AARP when you’re 55 though.

Knowing Simba’s history, he’ll probably try and steal Kimba’s girlfriend.

You’re acting like people in their mid 30's are ancient, you’re not middle aged until you’re at least 40.

Also, lions only have a 10-14 year lifespan and it takes 5 years for lions to grow a full mane.